Flying to Los Angeles from San Francisco, a passenger noticed that, although the flight was a particularly smooth one, the ‘Fasten Seat Belts’ sign stayed illuminated throughout the entire trip. Just before landing, he asked the flight attendant about it. read more…
A blonde, a redhead, and brunette decided to go on a hike.
The redhead said, “I brought water, so in case we get thirsty, we will have something to drink.” And she started up the hill.
The brunette said, “I brought food, so in case we get hungry, we will have something to eat.” And she started up the hill. read more…
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding. “I’m not sure if my future bride is a virgin or not,” said the groom-to-be.
His buddy replies, “Oh, there’s an easy test for that.” read more…
How do these people survive? Believe me, they’re out there … more than we know about. So watch your orders, your change, etc. read more…
Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, “Honey, 25 years ago, We had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a young beautiful 25 year old blond.
Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and 50″ plasma screen TV, but I’m sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things.” read more…
These aircraft maintenance comments are allegedly from ‘gripe sheets’ or ’squawk reports’ which contain pilots’ reports of aircraft technical problems and the responses from maintenance engineers. These amusing communications illustrate the implications of using vague language, as well as the age-old potential for conflict and confusion between operational departments and functions, and the long-suffering tolerance of service and maintenance staff in support of operational personnel found in all industries. read more…
When I was a kid I said to my Father one afternoon, “Will you take me to the zoo?”
He answered, “If the zoo wants you, let them come and get you.”
– Jerry Lewis
You may not know this but many nonliving things have a gender… read more…
