Lash Out Your Partner

You love someone. You marry someone else. The one you marry becomes your wife or husband. And the one you loved becomes the password of your mail id.

There’s only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There’s only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it.

If someone says you are ugly, it’s ok. If someone says you are stupid, it’s ok too. But if someone says you are a genius, slap him as tight as you can. There is a limit to kidding and that someone just crossed the line.

Three dreams of a man:

1. To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
2. To be as rich as his child believes.
3. To have as many women as his wife suspects.

Husband and wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver and wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.