Take my Advice

A woman was complaining to the neighbour that her husband always came home
late, no matter how she tried to stop him. “Take my advice,” said the
neighbour, “and do what I did. Once my husband came home at three o’clock in
the morning, and from my bed, I called out :’Is that you, Jim ?’ And that
cured him.” “Cured him!” asked the woman, “but how ?” The neighbour said,
“You see, his name is Bill.”