Age Fabrication

A lady is having a bad day at the roulette tables in Vegas. She’s down to her last $50.  Exasperated, she exclaims, “Only bad luck! What in the world should I do now?”

Horse Racing Exploits

A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase one and enter it in the races.

Ten Pints

A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, “I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I’ll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back.”