During training exercises, the lieutenant who was driving down a muddy back road encountered another jeep stuck in the mud with a red-faced Colonel at the wheel. Continue reading
During training exercises, the lieutenant who was driving down a muddy back road encountered another jeep stuck in the mud with a red-faced Colonel at the wheel. Continue reading
One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag or bitch.
But this was a long time ago and it was just that one day.
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can’t even get into my own pants.
Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you’re in bed with a relative. Continue reading
“Ow!” I yelled. My hand had been stuck with a piece of wood from a wicker laundry basket. “I got a splinter under my fingernail,” I called to my husband in the next room.
Ever the wise guy, he yelled back, “What were you doing, scratching your head?”
Like all religions, the Faith of the Invisible Pink Unicorns is based upon both logic and faith. We have faith that they are pink; We logically know that they are invisible because we can’t see them.
I am definitely against giving cats the vote or letting them have driver’s licenses. Especially undocumented ones. And these days an election can be won by a whisker.
Why do men chase girls they have no intention of marrying?
– The same reason that dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
What happened to a Brighton Beach prostitute who had an appendectomy performed by a Soviet emigre surgeon?
– He sewed up the wrong hole, so now she’s making money on the side.
