While shopping for my first CD player, I was able to decipher most of the technicalese on the promotional signs. One designation had me puzzled, though, so I called over a salesperson and asked, “What does ‘hybrid pulse D/A converter’ mean?”
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.
Engineer: What’s with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes! Continue reading
George W. Bush, Vladimir Putin, and Bill Gates were called in by God to heaven one day.
“I am appalled at the way that humankind have degenerated and the world trashed since the days of Adam,” He thundered. “I have called you here because you represent the most powerful and important people on earth today. Here is the ultimatum: clean up the world in three days and form a better society, or I will destroy the world!” Continue reading
The world’s first fully computerized airliner was ready for its maiden flight without pilots or crew. The plane taxied to the loading area automatically, its doors opened automatically, the steps came out automatically. The passengers boarded the plane and took their seats. Continue reading
A scientist in Australia has invented a bra which offers more support and prevents a woman’s breasts from bouncing up and down.
After announcing his invention, the scientist was taken outside and beaten up by a large group of men.
A guy got a credit card bill stating that he owed $0.00. He ignored it but next month he got another one stating they were going to cancel his credit card if he didn’t send them $0.00. He called them, talked to them, they said it was a glitch and told him they’d take care of it. Continue reading
