Barometer

Three women always hang their laundry in their backyards. Often two of the women’s laundry gets wet, but it seems like Sophie’s laundry never gets wet.

“How do you do it, Sophie? How come you never put out your laundry on days when it rains?”

“Well,” says Sophie, “when I wake up in the morning, I look over at Saul. If his penis is hanging over his right leg, I know it’s going to be a great day, so I hang out my wash. But if his penis is hanging over his left leg, I know it’s going to rain, so I don’t hang out the wash.”

“But, Sophie,” asks one of the women, “What if it’s pointing up?”

“Honey,” replies Sophie, “on a day like that, I don’t do laundry!”

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