Tired Soldier

Mr. Larsen’s new secretary was young, sweet, and very polite. One day, while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. She didn’t want to embarrass him, so she waited until she was leaving his office before saying, “Mr. Johnson, your barracks door is open.”

The remark confused him until he happened to look down and see his open zipper. He decided to have some fun. Calling her in, he asked, “Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks door was open this morning, did you also notice a soldier standing at attention?”

Miss Jones smiled demurely. “Why no, sir. But I did see a disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags!”

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