Can You Guess My Profession?

A man flying a hot air balloon realizes he is lost. He reduces altitude and sees a man below. He shouts, “Excuse me. Where am I?”

The man below says, “You’re in a hot air balloon about 30 feet above this field.”

“You must be working in Information Technology as a consultant,” says the balloonist.

“That right, I do,” replies the man. “How did you know?”

“Well,” says the balloonist, “everything you told me is technically correct, but of absolutely no use to me at this time.”

The man below says, “You must be a manager.”

“I am,” replies the balloonist. “How did you know?”

“Well,” says the man, “you don’t know where you are or where you’re going, but you expect me to be able to help. Now you’re in exactly the same position you were before we met, but now you’ve made it my fault!”

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