Polish Sausage

A guy goes into a store and asks the clerk, “I want some Polish sausage.”

The clerk takes a long look at him. “Are you Polish?”

The guy says, “Well, yes, I am. But if I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian? If I had asked for German sausage, would you ask me if I was German?”

The clerk says, “No.”

“Well, then, why did you ask me if I’m Polish just because I asked for Polish sausage?”

The clerk says, “Because this is a hardware store!”

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