A man found a gorilla in his backyard, up a tree. He looked in the Yellow Pages under “Gorilla Removal Service,” and sure enough, there was one listing. They sent a man out, armed with nothing but a stick, a pair of handcuffs, a shotgun and a Chihuahua.
“Listen carefully,” the man told the homeowner. “I’m going to climb this tree and poke the gorilla with the stick until he falls to the ground. The highly-trained Chihuahua will then go right for his crotch. As the gorilla instinctively crosses his hands to protect himself, you slap on the handcuffs.”
“Got it,” said the homeowner. “But what’s the shotgun for?”
“If I fall out of the tree first,” said the man “Shoot the damned Chihuahua!”