Three guys are sitting in a bar, another guy walks in and points to the guy in the middle and says, “Hey you! I just screwed your mom and it was soooo great!”
By then everyone was expecting a fight. But the guy didn’t do nothing.
So the drunk man goes and sits in the other side of the bar. 15 minutes later he comes back and points at the same guy and says, “I just had the sex with your mom, and it was sweet …”
Everyone was really expecting a fight this time, but then again nothing happened and the drunk man goes back to the other side of the bar. Then again another 15 minutes pass and the guy comes back and says, “I saw …”
And the other man interrupts him, turns to him and says, “Dad, your drunk! Go Home!”