Tricking the Bull

At the end of the workday, one cowboy tells another, “That new bull nearly did me in today, partner.”

“Oh yeah, what happened?”

“I was putting out the feed, when the sucker bull came charging at me like a locomotive from hell. He damn near got me!”

“So, how’d you get away?”

“Well the bull kept slipping. He slipped three times, and that gave me a chance to make it to the fence and jump over.”

“Man, that’s scary. If it had been me, I would probably have shit all over the place.”

“I did! What do you think the bull was slipping on?”

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