The United States Postal Service has created a stamp with a picture of President George W. Bush to honor his first term achievements.
Unfortunately, the stamp has not been sticking to the envelopes. This has enraged the President, who has demanded a full investigation into the matter. After a month of testing, a special Presidential Commission has made the following findings:
- The stamp is in perfect order.
- There is nothing wrong with the applied adhesive.
- People are just spitting on the wrong side.