Style and fashion intrude into all walks of our lives. Two fellows who had been rivals all their lives followed different career paths. One eventually became an Admiral in the Navy, the other went into the Catholic Church and became a Bishop.
As fate would have it, they happened to meet at the Airport.
The Bishop spied the Admiral first and said loudly, “Oh SkyCap, from what pier is the flight to Dallas leaving?”
The Admiral approached, bowed, and said “Pier 7 Madame, but should you be traveling in your condition ?”