Predicted Period

A newly wed settled in an apartment and husband started his job. He came back from the work in the evening and noticed his sexy wife was missing. He started searching, phoned all friends and acquaintances, drove all around but no success.

A couple of days later his wife reappeared in the kitchen cooking when the man returned home from work. Very happy he asked her where she had gone and why she was not home.

She replied: “These four men kidnapped me and had raped me with wild sex for a week.”

The bewildered husband inquired, “Honey it’s only been two days you have gone. What do you mean a week?”

The wife defended, “Oh, I am just here only to get something to eat, and then back.”

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