Anytime You Are Ready

A man walked into a tavern and sat next to a very attractive, smartly dressed woman perched on a bar stool. “Hi there, Good Looking. How’s it going?” he asked.

The woman looked him straight in the eye and said, “Listen, I’ll screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, it doesn’t matter. I’ve been doing it ever since I got out of college, and I just love it!”

“No kidding?,” said the man, “I’m a lawyer too! What firm are you with?”

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