My Dad Has Two of Them

A 2nd grade teacher decides to teach sex education to her class. She starts out by drawing a penis on the chalk board and asks the class, “Does anyone know what this is?”

And little Johnny says, “Yes, my dad has two of them!”

And the teacher says, “Are you sure about that?”

And little Johnny says, “Yes, he uses a small skinny one to go to the bathroom, and a big long one to brush the baby sitter’s teeth.”

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