Old is When …

Old is when your sweetie says, “Let’s go upstairs and make love,” and you answer, “Honey, I can’t do both!”

Old is when your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you’re barefoot.

Old is when you don’t care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don’t have to go along.

Old is when you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

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