Penguins to the Zoo

Kimo is a bus driver for the Honolulu Transit Company. One day, as he is headed for work with his bus, he comes across a delivery van stranded on the side of the road. The van driver, who works for the Honolulu Zoo, pleads with Kimo to do him a favor.

He offers a hundred dollar bill to Kimo to help him deliver a truckload of penguins to the zoo, because they needed to be there within the hour. Kimo agrees and the two of them proceeds to load the two dozen penguins onto his bus. Then, off they drive towards the zoo.

An hour later, the delivery driver gets his van fixed and heads off to the zoo to catch up with his delivery. As he drives down the road, he sees Kimo and the bus load of penguins heading in the opposite direction. He turns his van around in full pursuit, finally catching up with the bus and pulls over Kimo on the side of the road.

In an irate voice the driver asks, “Hey, what’s up? I thought I gave you a hundred dollars to go and take the penguins to the zoo for me?”

“Calm down,” Kimo said. “I took the penguins to the zoo. We had change left over, so now I’m taking them to the movies.”

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