The Family Dog

If you can understand this, you have to be a genius. Even if you do not understand, you have to be an utter moron not to feel a tiny tickle somewhere deep down.

A guest at dinner noticed the small family dog looking hungrily at every bite she took. Finally she took a small piece of meat from her plate and held it up for him.

“Speak!” she said to the dog.

The dog said, “Under the circumstances, I hardly know what to say!”

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One thought on “The Family Dog

  1. donnakristel14 says:

    hahahahha…good dog!!!!

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