Rule 1: Live to relax!
Rule 2: Love your bed, it is your temple!
Rule 3: Relax in the day, so that you can sleep at night!
Rule 4: Work is holy, so don’t attack it!
Rule 5: Don’t do something tomorrow, that you can do the day afterwards!
Rule 6: Work as little as possible. Let the others do what needs to be done!
Rule 7: Don’t worry, nobody died from doing nothing, but you could get hurt at work!
Rule 8: If you feel like doing work, sit down and wait until that feeling goes away!
Rule 9: Don’t forget: working is healthy! So leave it for the sick people!