A young boy of four was going into hospital to have his tonsils removed. He told his playmates that he’ll be gone for a while to have a surgery.
On the day he was admitted his mother asked the doctor if would please circumcise the boy, since he’s already going to be under anesthesia. The doctor complied.
After the operation, the boy woke up and was very sore ‘down there’ there for several days. About a week later he got to see his playmates again.
One of the playmates informed all that he, too, was also going to get his tonsils out. He asked the boy to tell him about the surgery.
The little boy replied, “All I can tell you is your tonsils ain’t where you think they are.”