Mom’s Answering Machine

Hello- This is your Mother!

If you want my advice: PRESS 1

If you want to argue: PRESS 2

If you want your father to drive you somewhere: PRESS 3

If you want to leave a message: WAIT FOR THE TONE

If you want to aggravate me or borrow money: HANG UP!

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