Help Her With Her Plan

One day a fifth-grade teacher asked the children in her class to make rhymes with their names. First up was Dan – a very adventurous child.

My name is Dan,
When I grow up to be a man,
I want to go to India and Japan,
If I can, If I can, If I can.

“Very good,” the teacher said. “Sally, it is now your turn.”

My name is Sally,
When I grow up to be a lady,
I want to have a baby
If I can, if I can, if I can.

“That is good Sally,” the teacher said. “But maybe one day you will change your mind.”

Next up was Glenn. He was the naughty one in the class. Here is his rhyme:

My name is Glenn,
When I grow up to be a man,
Never mind India and Japan,
I’m gonna help Sally with her plan,
I know I can, I can, I can.

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