Ventriloquist Cowboy

A ventriloquist cowboy took a walk in the country and saw a rancher sitting on his porch with his dog.

Cowboy: Hey, cool dog. Mind if I speak to him?

Rancher: This dog don’t talk!

Cowboy: Hey dog, how’s it goin’?

Dog: Doin’ all right.

Rancher: (Look of extreme shock)

Cowboy: Is this your owner? (Pointing at rancher)

Dog: Yep.

Cowboy: How’s he treat you?

Dog: Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to
play.

Rancher: (Look of disbelief)

Cowboy: Mind if I talk to your horse?

Rancher: Horses don’t talk!

Cowboy: Hey horse, how’s it goin’?

Horse: Cool.

Rancher: (An even wilder look of shock)

Cowboy: Is this your owner? (Pointing at rancher)

Horse: Yep.

Cowboy: How’s he treat you?

Horse: Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements.

Rancher: (Look of total amazement)

Cowboy: Mind if I talk to your sheep?

Rancher: (Gesticulating wildly and hardly able to talk) Them sheep ain’t nothin’ but liars, every darned one of ’em!!

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