Cross-Eyed Bull

Bubba has a cross-eyed bull that keeps bumping into things. He calls up to vet to try to remedy the problem.

The vet says, “I think the best thing is to stick a pipe up his ass and blow real hard and the bulls’ eyes will straighten out.”

The vet – a 70 year old man – inserts the pipe and blows. The bulls’ eyes begin to straighten, but the vet soon loses his breath and the bulls’ eyes are crossed again. The vet gives it another try, but loses his breath again.

The vet looks at Bubba and says, “You look like a strong man, why don’t you give it a try.”

Bubba agrees. He then takes the pipe out of the bulls’ ass, turns it around, and sticks it back in. He then begins to blow.

“Shit!!!” says the vet. “What in the hell did you do that for?”

Bubba replies, “You don’t think I am going to put my mouth on the same end of the pipe that you had your on, do you?”

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