Flying to Los Angeles from San Francisco, a passenger noticed that, although the flight was a particularly smooth one, the ‘Fasten Seat Belts’ sign stayed illuminated throughout the entire trip. Just before landing, he asked the flight attendant about it.
“Well,” she explained, “up front there are 17 University of California girls going to Los Angeles for the weekend.”
“In the back, there are 25 Coast Guard enlistees. What would you have us do?”