Death By …

Four friends are sentenced to death and are given four options to choose from. An electric chair, a firing squad, hanging and injection with HIV virus.

The first guy chooses the electric chair. Boom!! He’s gone.

The second guy chooses to be hanged. He also goes.

The third guy chooses the firing squad. The first bullet fired kills him.

The fourth guy chooses the HIV virus.

A bottle full of the virus is injected to his veins. He walks smiling to his cellar and, pointing at the prison officials he tells his cellmates,

“Those people don’t know that I am wearing a condom.”

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