Category Archives: Entertainment and Pastime

Phone a Friend

A blonde named Pam is appearing on “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” with Regis Philbin.

Regis: “Pam, you’re up to $500,000 with one lifeline left: phone a friend. If you get it right, the next question is worth one million dollars. If you get it wrong, you drop back to $32,000. Are you ready?” Continue reading

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The Ventriloquist and the Blonde

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes. Continue reading

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How Was Your Game?

“How was your game, dear?” asked Jack’s wife Tracy.

“Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight’s gotten so bad I couldn’t see where the ball went,” he answered.

“But you’re 75 years old, Jack!” admonished his wife, “Why don’t you take my brother Scott along?” Continue reading

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Clap and Death

At a U2 concert in Glasgow, Scotland, Bono asked the audience for total quiet. Then he started to slowly clap his hands, once every few seconds.

He said into the microphone,”Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies.” Continue reading

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Who Wants to be a Millionaire

A married couple was watching the show, “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?” At the end of the show, the man said to his wife, “I think we will have an early night.”

She answered, “Okay, but when I get to bed I am going straight to sleep.” Continue reading

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The Way Engineers Think

A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.

Engineer: What’s with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes! Continue reading

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Age Fabrication

A lady is having a bad day at the roulette tables in Vegas. She’s down to her last $50.  Exasperated, she exclaims, “Only bad luck! What in the world should I do now?” Continue reading

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Golfer’s Plight

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. Continue reading

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Football in Heaven

The Devil was constantly challenging St Peter to a game of soccer, but St Peter refused, until one day while walking around’ heaven he discovered that quite a number of international footballers had entered the ‘pearly gates’. Continue reading

A Bad Trade

A woman was reading a newspaper one morning and said to her husband,

“Look at this, dear. There’s an article here about a man who traded his wife for a season ticket to Arsenal. You wouldn’t do a thing like that, would you?”

“Of course I wouldn’t!” replied her husband. “The season’s almost over!”

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