Category Archives: Evolution in Reverse

The Big Fight

Did you hear about the war between the polocks and the niggers?

The polocks were throwin firecrackers at the niggers, so the niggers were pickin em up and lightin em and throwin em back.

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Death By …

Four friends are sentenced to death and are given four options to choose from. An electric chair, a firing squad, hanging and injection with HIV virus. Continue reading

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Sweeter Fruit of Waiting

A young couple in love finally got all approvals and set their wedding date. The frisky bride-to-be cuddles up to her fiancee and said, “Darling, you know I want to fulfill this fantasy of mine to make love before we get married. Could we?”

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Pickup Trick

There were two guys who wanted to pick up women on a beach. One was Italian (Vito) and the other was Russian (Vladimir). Vito had no problem picking up gorgeous women; he was the most popular guy on the beach. But Vladimir had no success. Continue reading

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Phone a Friend

A blonde named Pam is appearing on “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” with Regis Philbin.

Regis: “Pam, you’re up to $500,000 with one lifeline left: phone a friend. If you get it right, the next question is worth one million dollars. If you get it wrong, you drop back to $32,000. Are you ready?” Continue reading

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The Ventriloquist and the Blonde

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes. Continue reading

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Clap and Death

At a U2 concert in Glasgow, Scotland, Bono asked the audience for total quiet. Then he started to slowly clap his hands, once every few seconds.

He said into the microphone,”Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies.” Continue reading

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Courtship

“Well, how are you getting along with your courtship of the banker’s daughter?”

The young suitor beamed happily. “Not so bad. I’m getting some encouragement now.” Continue reading

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The Hike

A blonde, a redhead, and brunette decided to go on a hike.

The redhead said, “I brought water, so in case we get thirsty, we will have something to drink.” And she started up the hill.

The brunette said, “I brought food, so in case we get hungry, we will have something to eat.” And she started up the hill. Continue reading

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You’re Gonna Feel Smart

How do these people survive? Believe me, they’re out there … more than we know about. So watch your orders, your change, etc. Continue reading

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