Category Archives: Myth and Magic

Pinhead

A man was sitting in the bar when he noticed another patron a few stools away. The guy had a body like Arnold Schwarzenegger, but his head was the size of a thimble. Continue reading

Lie Detecting Mirror

Legend has it that there is a bar in New York where, in the Ladies Room there is a very special mirror. If you stand in front of the mirror and tell the truth, you are granted a wish. However, if you tell a lie – you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again. Continue reading

Seven Dwarves

The seven dwarfs were in a Catholic church. They were sitting near the rear and as the priest was speaking, they whispered and giggled amongst themselves, causing quite a disturbance. All of a sudden, Dopey stands up and says, “Priest, are there any midget nuns in the church?” Continue reading

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Golfing Troubles

A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined with million dollar houses. On the third tee the husband said, “Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball don’t knock out any windows. It’ll cost us a fortune to fix.” Continue reading

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