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English Hospitality

An American tourist in London decides to skip his tour group and explore the city on his own. He wanders around, seeing the sights, occasionally stopping at a quaint pub to soak up the local culture, chat with the locals, and have a pint of bitter.

After a while, he finds himself in a very nice neighbourhood with big, stately residences – no pubs, no stores, no restaurants, and worst of all NO PUBLIC RESTROOMS. Continue reading

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Help Her With Her Plan

One day a fifth-grade teacher asked the children in her class to make rhymes with their names. First up was Dan – a very adventurous child. Continue reading

Weight advice

Advice to overweight sailors: ABANDON CHIP!!!

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Manhood Refill

After many hours of extremely acrobatic and exhausting sex with a blonde he had just picked up, a man goes into the kitchen for some food to replenish his just spent energy. Continue reading

Deodorant

A blonde, goes into a drugstore, walks over to the deodorant display and tells the clerk “I need to buy some deodorant for my husband.”

“Does he use the ball kind?” inquired the clerk.

“No,” replied the blonde, “The kind for under his arms.”

Irish Baby

An Irishman’s wife is having a baby so he rushes her to the hospital. After a long wait and a tough delivery about 3 AM in which the doctor had to use forceps the baby is finally born.

The Irishman looks at the baby and says, “Yeah that’s my boy. That’s the way an Irishman is supposed to look at three in the morning.”

Stick-Up

The bank robbers arrived just before closing and promptly ordered the few remaining depositors, the tellers, clerks, and guards to disrobe and lie face down on the floor, behind the counter.

One nervous blonde pulled off her clothes and lay down on the floor facing upwards.

“Turn over, Cindy,” whispered the girl lying beside her. “This is a stick-up, not an office party!”

Blonde Telegram

A blonde goes into a telegram office to send a message to her mother who is visiting relatives overseas. The man tells her it will be $300. She exclaims, “I don’t have any money, but I would do anything to get a message to my mother.” Continue reading

Use of Towel Heads

Recently I received a warning about the use of the above politically incorrect term. Please note: we all need to be more sensitive in our choice of words. Continue reading

Another Chance

One day, several blondes went and had a meeting in a small building because they were fed up with everyone calling them dumb. The person who was hosting the meeting was not blonde. The blondes said to the host “We’re tired of being called dumb and we want to prove that were are not.” Continue reading