Category Archives: When Worlds Collide

The Big Fight

Did you hear about the war between the polocks and the niggers?

The polocks were throwin firecrackers at the niggers, so the niggers were pickin em up and lightin em and throwin em back.

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The Good News on Iraq

Deep, deep inside 10 Downing Street…

PM: I’m sick to death of all the negativity around Iraq. It’s all bad, bad, bad. Never. Do we read any of the good news. I mean. We’ve got rid of an awful dictator. We made him put his weapons of destruction so far out of reach it was like they never existed.

Drone1: What are you saying, Tony?

PM: I’m saying that it’s time we put across the good news from Iraq. Let’s take the initiative for once. No more reacting to bad news defensively. Continue reading

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Islamic Haiku

Where are my virgins,
Why is it so dark in here?
Allah, let me out!

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African King

The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sightseeing tour with a very rich African king who was a very important client. The client out of the blue asks her to marry him. Naturally, the secretary is quite taken aback.

However, she remembers that her boss told her not to reject the guy outright. So, she tries to think of a way to dissuade the king from wanting to marry her. Continue reading

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Pickup Trick

There were two guys who wanted to pick up women on a beach. One was Italian (Vito) and the other was Russian (Vladimir). Vito had no problem picking up gorgeous women; he was the most popular guy on the beach. But Vladimir had no success. Continue reading

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The Hike

A blonde, a redhead, and brunette decided to go on a hike.

The redhead said, “I brought water, so in case we get thirsty, we will have something to drink.” And she started up the hill.

The brunette said, “I brought food, so in case we get hungry, we will have something to eat.” And she started up the hill. Continue reading

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The Virginity Test

Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding. “I’m not sure if my future bride is a virgin or not,” said the groom-to-be.

His buddy replies, “Oh, there’s an easy test for that.” Continue reading

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The Economic Stimulus Bill

This week The Chancellor of Exchequer will allow each one of us to get a tax rebate. If we spend that money at Tesco, most of the money will go to China , if we spend it on petrol it will all go to the Arabs, if we spend it on new computers all the money will go to India for tech support and none will help the British economy.

The way I see it, we need to keep that money here in United Kingdom, so the only way I can see to keep that money here at home is drink beer or spend it on prostitution, those are the only businesses still in the U.K.

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Difficult English

There has been innumerable entries on the idiosyncrasies of English when it comes to grammar, tense and plurality. This one simply is the best! Continue reading


Coca-Cola Salesman

A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment. A friend asked, “Why weren’t you successful with the Arabs?” Continue reading

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