I Want to Speak with My Boss

A guy phones up his boss, but gets the bosses’ wife instead.

“I’m afraid he died last week.” she explains. Continue reading

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African King

The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sightseeing tour with a very rich African king who was a very important client. The client out of the blue asks her to marry him. Naturally, the secretary is quite taken aback.

However, she remembers that her boss told her not to reject the guy outright. So, she tries to think of a way to dissuade the king from wanting to marry her. Continue reading

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Prostitute Granny

Lulu was a prostitute, but she didn’t want her grandma to know. One day, the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a sex party in a hotel, and Lulu was among them. The police took them outside and had all the prostitutes line up along the driveway when suddenly, Lulu’s grandma came by and saw her granddaughter. Continue reading

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Self-Appraisal

A little boy went into a drug store, reached for a soda carton and pulled it over to the telephone. He climbed onto the carton so that he could reach the buttons on the phone and proceeded to punch in a number. Following is the conversation that the store owner listened to: Continue reading

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You Could Have

A Sardarji and his wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston.After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they’re too tired to continue, and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road.
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Milking Machine

A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine.

Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first. So, he inserted his penis into the equipment and turned on the switch. Everything was automatic and he soon realized that the equipment provided him with more pleasure than his wife did.
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Missing Dog

Missing: Three-legged dog

Distinguishing feature: Falls over when it pisses.

Ten Commandments

A God came down and first he went to the Germans and said, “I have Commandments for you that will make your life better.”

And the Germans asked, “what are Commandments?” Continue reading

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Death By …

Four friends are sentenced to death and are given four options to choose from. An electric chair, a firing squad, hanging and injection with HIV virus. Continue reading

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Sweeter Fruit of Waiting

A young couple in love finally got all approvals and set their wedding date. The frisky bride-to-be cuddles up to her fiancee and said, “Darling, you know I want to fulfill this fantasy of mine to make love before we get married. Could we?”

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