Tag Archives: alcohol

Elephant Scare

A rather inebriated fellow on a bus was tearing up a newspaper into tinypieces and throwing them out the window.

“Excuse me,” said the woman sitting next to him. “But, would you mind explaining why you’re doing this?” Continue reading

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Another Thirsty Horse

This guy rides into town on his horse and heads straight for the saloon. He goes to the bartender, hands him a pail, and says, “I’d like a martini that’ll fill this bucket.”

The bartender says, “You could never drink a martini that size!” Continue reading

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Beer Contains Female Hormones

Warning: Beer Contains Female Hormones

Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. Continue reading

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Ten Pints

A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, “I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I’ll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back.” Continue reading

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