Tag Archives: church

The Church Gossip

Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church’s morals, kept sticking her nose into other people’s business. Several members did not approve of her extra-curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence. Continue reading

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One Night of Sin

There were three pious monks. These monks were so pious, in fact, that the head abbot decided one day to reward their devotion by granting them each one night of sin, on the condition that they confess their activities to him at the end of the night. Continue reading

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Seven Dwarves

The seven dwarfs were in a Catholic church. They were sitting near the rear and as the priest was speaking, they whispered and giggled amongst themselves, causing quite a disturbance. All of a sudden, Dopey stands up and says, “Priest, are there any midget nuns in the church?” Continue reading

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Black Minister

What do u call a black priest?

— Holy shit!!

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Golfing Nun

A nun is sitting with her Mother Superior chatting. “I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it.”

“When did you use this awful language?” asks the elder. Continue reading

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Sinner

Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, “Bless me father for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman.”

The Priest says, “Is that you, Tommy?” Continue reading

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Army of the Lord

A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and as always the preacher was standing at the door shaking hands as the congregation departed. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside. Continue reading

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Bumper Sticker

The blond haired wife of a Southern Baptist preacher talks to her Sunday School class about a wonderful religious experience that she had last week. Continue reading

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Missing Cock Rooster

The priest of a small Irish village was very fond of the ten chickens (plus one cock rooster) he kept in a hen house behind the parish manse. One Saturday night, the cock rooster was missing, and as that was the time the priest suspected cock fights occurred in the village, he decided to say something about it at church the next morning. Continue reading

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