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The Way Engineers Think

A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.

Engineer: What’s with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes! Continue reading

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Hunting Statistics

Three statisticians went out hunting, and came across a large deer.

The first statistician fired, but missed, by a meter to the left.

The second statistician fired, but also missed, by a meter to the right.

The third statistician didn’t fire, but shouted in triumph, “On the average we got it!”

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Accident

There was an engineer, manager and programmer driving down a steep mountain road. The brakes failed and the car careened down the road out of control. Half way down the driver managed to stop the car by running it against the embankment narrowing avoiding going over a cliff. They all got out, shaken by their narrow escape from death, but otherwise unharmed. Continue reading

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