Tag Archives: gender-war

The Smell

A man and his wife were driving home one cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive.

It was, and she said to her husband, “It’s nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?” Continue reading

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African King

The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sightseeing tour with a very rich African king who was a very important client. The client out of the blue asks her to marry him. Naturally, the secretary is quite taken aback.

However, she remembers that her boss told her not to reject the guy outright. So, she tries to think of a way to dissuade the king from wanting to marry her. Continue reading

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Quarrel Maturity

Have you ever noticed that retired couples have reached a level of maturity where they never have any of those piddling little quarrels that other people do?

They have one big argument that starts at seven in the morning and goes right through till bedtime.

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Inanimate Gender

You may not know this but many nonliving things have a gender. For example: Continue reading

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Watch and Wife

What is the difference between a watch and a wife?

When a watch malfunctions, it stops. Wife, when she malfunctions, boy it just starts.

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Everything Has a Gender

You may not know this but many nonliving things have a gender… Continue reading

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A Drink for the Ballerina

A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, “What man here will buy a lady a drink?”

The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, an owly-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed; “Give the ballerina a drink!” Continue reading

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Lash Out Your Partner

You love someone. You marry someone else. The one you marry becomes your wife or husband. And the one you loved becomes the password of your mail id. Continue reading

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Age Fabrication

A lady is having a bad day at the roulette tables in Vegas. She’s down to her last $50.  Exasperated, she exclaims, “Only bad luck! What in the world should I do now?” Continue reading

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Beer Contains Female Hormones

Warning: Beer Contains Female Hormones

Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. Continue reading

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