During training exercises, the lieutenant who was driving down a muddy back road encountered another jeep stuck in the mud with a red-faced Colonel at the wheel. Continue reading
One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag or bitch.
But this was a long time ago and it was just that one day.
“Ow!” I yelled. My hand had been stuck with a piece of wood from a wicker laundry basket. “I got a splinter under my fingernail,” I called to my husband in the next room.
Ever the wise guy, he yelled back, “What were you doing, scratching your head?”
Advice to overweight sailors: ABANDON CHIP!!!
Like all religions, the Faith of the Invisible Pink Unicorns is based upon both logic and faith. We have faith that they are pink; We logically know that they are invisible because we can’t see them.
I am definitely against giving cats the vote or letting them have driver’s licenses. Especially undocumented ones. And these days an election can be won by a whisker.
What do u call a black priest?
— Holy shit!!
Why do men chase girls they have no intention of marrying?
— The same reason that dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
What happened to a Brighton Beach prostitute who had an appendectomy performed by a Soviet emigre surgeon?
— He sewed up the wrong hole, so now she’s making money on the side.