Tag Archives: quickie

Rank Has Its Priviledges

During training exercises, the lieutenant who was driving down a muddy back road encountered another jeep stuck in the mud with a red-faced Colonel at the wheel. Continue reading

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Fairy Tale

One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag or bitch.

But this was a long time ago and it was just that one day.

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I Say …

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can’t even get into my own pants.

Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you’re in bed with a relative. Continue reading

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Made of Wood

“Ow!” I yelled. My hand had been stuck with a piece of wood from a wicker laundry basket. “I got a splinter under my fingernail,” I called to my husband in the next room.

Ever the wise guy, he yelled back, “What were you doing, scratching your head?”

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Weight advice

Advice to overweight sailors: ABANDON CHIP!!!

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Keep the Faith

Like all religions, the Faith of the Invisible Pink Unicorns is based upon both logic and faith. We have faith that they are pink; We logically know that they are invisible because we can’t see them.

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Cat Vote

I am definitely against giving cats the vote or letting them have driver’s licenses. Especially undocumented ones. And these days an election can be won by a whisker.

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Black Minister

What do u call a black priest?

— Holy shit!!

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Men and Dogs

Why do men chase girls they have no intention of marrying?

— The same reason that dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

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Money on the Side

What happened to a Brighton Beach prostitute who had an appendectomy performed by a Soviet emigre surgeon?

— He sewed up the wrong hole, so now she’s making money on the side.

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