Tag Archives: racial

The Big Fight

Did you hear about the war between the polocks and the niggers?

The polocks were throwin firecrackers at the niggers, so the niggers were pickin em up and lightin em and throwin em back.

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Islamic Haiku

Where are my virgins,
Why is it so dark in here?
Allah, let me out!

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Ten Commandments

A God came down and first he went to the Germans and said, “I have Commandments for you that will make your life better.”

And the Germans asked, “what are Commandments?” Continue reading

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The Hike

A blonde, a redhead, and brunette decided to go on a hike.

The redhead said, “I brought water, so in case we get thirsty, we will have something to drink.” And she started up the hill.

The brunette said, “I brought food, so in case we get hungry, we will have something to eat.” And she started up the hill. Continue reading

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Death by Drowning

Brenda O’Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. “Brenda, may I come in?” he asks. “I’ve somethin’ to tell ya.”

“Of course you can come in, you’re always welcome, Tim. But where’s my husband?” Continue reading

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Godless, Devil-Worshipping, Evil Computers

The following is a true story.

Last week I walked into a local “home style cookin’ restaurant/watering hole” to pick up a take out order. I spoke briefly to the waitress behind the counter, who told me my order would be done in a few minutes. Continue reading

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Coca-Cola Salesman

A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment. A friend asked, “Why weren’t you successful with the Arabs?” Continue reading

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Ten Pints

A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, “I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I’ll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back.” Continue reading

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