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Importance of Capitalization

In the world of hi-tech gadgetry, I’ve noticed that more and more people who send text messages and emails have long forgotten the art of capitalization. For those of you who fall into this category, please take note of the following statement.

“Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse.”

Is everybody clear on that?

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Lama Change

The Dalai Lama walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, “Make me one with everything.”

The hot dog vendor nods and says, “That’ll be three bucks.”

The Dali Lama gives him a $5 bill, and gets a hot dog in exchange. Noticing that’s all he gets, he asks, “Where’s my change?”

The hot dog vendor replies, “Change only comes from within.”

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