Fatherhood Problems

“You looked troubled,” I told my friend, “what’s your problem?”

He replied, “I’m going to be a father.”

“But that’s wonderful,” I said.

“What’s wonderful? My wife doesn’t know about it yet.”

Child or Husband?

Did you hear about the man who called the doctor and said excitedly, “My pregnant wife’s contractions are only two minutes apart!”

The doctor asked, “Is this her first child?”

“No, you idiot! ” exclaimed the man. “This is her husband.”