Manager’s Wish

Three men: a project manager, a software engineer, and a hardware engineer are in Miami for a two-week period helping out on a project. About midweek they decide to walk up and down the beach during their lunch hour. Halfway up the beach, they stumbled upon a lamp.

Accident

There was an engineer, manager and programmer driving down a steep mountain road. The brakes failed and the car careened down the road out of control. Half way down the driver managed to stop the car by running it against the embankment narrowing avoiding going over a cliff. They all got out, shaken by their narrow escape from death, but otherwise unharmed.

New Hire

A big corporation recently hired several cannibals. “You are all part of our team now”, said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing. You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don’t eat any of the other employees”.

Office Maths

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

Management Wants Answers

Question: How many feet do mice have?
Original Reply: Mice have four feet.
Mgmt comment: Elaborate.