With the blonde on the witness stand the attorney opened his questioning. “Where were you the night of August 24th?”
“Objection! Irrelevant!” cried the other lawyer. Continue reading
A man was brought before the judge and charged with necrophilia — (making love to a dead woman).
The judge told him, “In 20 years on the bench, I’ve never heard such a disgusting, immoral thing. Just give me one good reason why I shouldn’t lock you up and throw away the key!” Continue reading
“Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knows his way around. What’s more, he only speaks a few words of English.”
The Judge looked at the defendant and asked, “How much English can you speak?”
The defendant looked up and said, “Give me your wallet!”
In a small Texas town, Drummond’s bar began construction on a new building to increase their business. The local Baptist church started a campaign to block the bar from opening with petitions and prayers. Work progressed right up till the week before opening when lightning struck the bar and it burned to the ground. Continue reading