Tag Archives: tricks-n-pranks

The Parking Ticket

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day, Bev my wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. Continue reading

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The Ventriloquist and the Blonde

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes. Continue reading

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Ventriloquist Cowboy

A ventriloquist cowboy took a walk in the country and saw a rancher sitting on his porch with his dog.

Cowboy: Hey, cool dog. Mind if I speak to him?

Rancher: This dog don’t talk! Continue reading

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Dancing Duck

A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded around a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it.

The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner. After some wheeling and dealing they settled for $10,000 for the duck and the pot. Continue reading

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Dog Food Diet

I have two dogs and I was buying a large bag of Pal (Dog Food) at Big W and standing inline at the check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Continue reading

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