True Confession

A guy goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80 years old, married, have four kids and 11 grandchildren, and last night I had an affair, and I made love to two 18 year old girls. Both of them. Twice.”

Mohel’s Reward

A mohel decides to retire after many years in business. He has this huge jar of clippings that he’s collected over the years. He doesn’t know what to do with them so he goes to a taxidermist.