Tag Archives: telephone


A little boy went into a drug store, reached for a soda carton and pulled it over to the telephone. He climbed onto the carton so that he could reach the buttons on the phone and proceeded to punch in a number. Following is the conversation that the store owner listened to: Continue reading

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Red Ears

A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears.

“I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang – but instead of picking up the phone I accidently picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear.” Continue reading

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Mom’s Answering Machine

Hello- This is your Mother!

If you want my advice: PRESS 1 Continue reading

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Heavenly Voice Mail

Most of us have now learned to live with voice mail as a necessary part of our lives. Have you ever wondered what it would be like if God decided to install voice mail? Imagine praying and hearing the following: Continue reading


The Phone Call

The worried housewife sprang to the telephone when it rang and listened with relief to the kindly voice in her ear. Continue reading

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Psychological Hotline

Hello and thank you for calling The Psychological Hotline. Please select from the following options menu: Continue reading