Note: This is a pretty old joke. I man who uses a diskette nowadays? A similar joke about CDs — now, that would be interesting. Continue reading
Note: This is a pretty old joke. I man who uses a diskette nowadays? A similar joke about CDs — now, that would be interesting. Continue reading
I just got another one of those sales calls – this time from the cable company which of course has no clue that I’ve been on the directly-connected Internet since eons before cable companies could even spell “Internet” and they wouldn’t themselves have even been allowed to connect their commercial services (remember when you had to swear to the NSFnet non-commercial-use agreement plus get two high-profile NetAdmins to support that you’re a good guy and would never use it for non-technical traffic?) – ah how nice it was back in the Good ‘Ole Days! Continue reading
I work in a busy office, and when a computer goes down it causes quite an inconvenience. Recently one of our computers not only crashed, it made a noise that sounded like a heart monitor. “This computer has flat-lined,” a co-worker called out with mock horror.
“Does anyone here know how to do mouse-to-mouse?”
George W. Bush, Vladimir Putin, and Bill Gates were called in by God to heaven one day.
“I am appalled at the way that humankind have degenerated and the world trashed since the days of Adam,” He thundered. “I have called you here because you represent the most powerful and important people on earth today. Here is the ultimatum: clean up the world in three days and form a better society, or I will destroy the world!” Continue reading
The following is a true story.
Last week I walked into a local “home style cookin’ restaurant/watering hole” to pick up a take out order. I spoke briefly to the waitress behind the counter, who told me my order would be done in a few minutes. Continue reading
Yet another conversation between customer and tech-support: Continue reading
With such a large selection of programming languages it can be difficult to choose one for a particular project. Reading the manuals to evaluate the languages is a time consuming process. On the other hand, most people already have a fairly good idea of how various automobiles compare. So in order to assist those trying to choose a language, we have prepared a chart that matches programming languages with comparable automobiles. Continue reading
There was an engineer, manager and programmer driving down a steep mountain road. The brakes failed and the car careened down the road out of control. Half way down the driver managed to stop the car by running it against the embankment narrowing avoiding going over a cliff. They all got out, shaken by their narrow escape from death, but otherwise unharmed. Continue reading