I Want to Speak with My Boss

A guy phones up his boss, but gets the bosses’ wife instead.

“I’m afraid he died last week.” she explains.

Manager’s Wish

Three men: a project manager, a software engineer, and a hardware engineer are in Miami for a two-week period helping out on a project. About midweek they decide to walk up and down the beach during their lunch hour. Halfway up the beach, they stumbled upon a lamp.

Real Boss

The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn’t getting any respect. The next day, he brought a small sign that read:

The Business Executive and The Secretary

A business executive named Witherspoon went on a convention and took along his secretary. They arrived at the hotel very late in the evening and were told that all the rooms were taken except one, and it was a single. “No problem,” replied Mr. Witherspoon, “just put a cot in there for me and we’ll share the room.”

Comment From Loyal Staff

The boss is finally old enough to retire from the company. On the last day of his work, he ordered a farewell party for himself. The boss wanted everyone to express their good feeling about him by writing on the farewell card, so he can remember how his staff ‘miss’ him.

Formal Address

A lady manager of a big reputed office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into her office.